Do you hate zombies?

Zombies are the worst.








I was thinking about zombies the other day, and about how much I hate them. They%26#039;re always walking slow, moaning, and eating me. Well, at least they try to eat me (I don%26#039;t let them). The problem with them is that they just don%26#039;t know when to quit. You can shoot a hole through their chest, and blow their legs off, but they still keep coming at you. The best thing to do is to run screaming. But they%26#039;ll follow you. So don%26#039;t run screaming unless you%26#039;re leading them into a trap.





Burning zombies isn%26#039;t a good idea, as they won%26#039;t die very easily and the smell is pretty bad. I suggest you dig a huge pit (I call mine the Zombie pit of hell) and lead them into a room with one entrance and one exit. After the zombies go into the room, lock the door behind them and start compacting the walls so they have no choice but to fall into the pit.





Once the zombies are in there, it%26#039;s safe to go into the room to tease the zombies (they hate it when you pour batery acid on them). After you get bored teasing them, tell them that you%26#039;ll let them out in half an hour. Turn off the lights and forget about them. If your friends come over, tell them that there%26#039;s a surprise in the room for them. As soon as they go in, turn on the lights and start the compactor walls. Laugh. Then, stop the walls just before they fall in and say %26quot;just kidding%26quot;. Then turn the walls back on for a few seconds just in case they think you really were kidding. Everyone will get a good laugh.
Do you hate zombies?
zombies ftw.
Do you hate zombies?
I get ranked as %26quot;dead eye%26quot; for insane number of head shots on every video game I play (sometimes shooting zombies), so I%26#039;m not worried.
Reply:i am a zombie.
Reply:This was a fascinating diatribe on zombies. They like peanut butter. Oh, I know, you never heard before. It%26#039;s true. Like geese, you put a wee bit of peanut butter on bread, they snap it up. Next time you%26#039;re in town and a zomb follows you, whip out a butter knife, the Wonderbread and the JIF. Done.
Reply:I%26#039;m gonna have to go with you on this one. Zombies are horrible. By the time I get done running to end of the street...I%26#039;m still waiting for them to catch up and eat me already. %26gt;.%26gt;





Lol. Nice question.
Reply:no but Im a little twisted lol
Reply:i hate zombies too....but their mostly stupid and you can kill them by a shot gun or any type of gun(i wouldn%26#039;t do it cause i will probably run screaming!)..(-__-)::....not all zombies are slow!(remember the first movie of resident evil ...the elevator scene?)














~peace~ (^_^)
Reply:I don%26#039;t mind the slow walkers. I hate the running ones.
Reply:Well there%26#039;s a saying...If you can%26#039;t beat them, you might as well join them! *turns into a zombie*LOL! XD
Reply:I don%26#039;t hate Zombies. Some of my best friends voted for Kucinich.
Reply:I LOVE zombies.





I%26#039;m actually a member of the Zomber LIberation Unit. Well..the only member, but that%26#039;s beside the point.





Though you represent your ideals in a respectful and eloquent manner, I must disagree. In fact, I have many pamphlets about the positive attributes of our...uh, undead friends.





I mean really, they can%26#039;t help the way they are. I mean, just watch Dawn of the Living Dead (Romero). They can be civilaized! Though it certainly is not our place to do so. That%26#039;s why I%26#039;m trying to find funding for a zombie rehabilitation center. Of course, they wown%26#039;t regain FULL dexterity...or IQ, but that%26#039;s besides the point.





I hope my diatribe has enlightened you. :F